Sometimes I respond to forwards too!

WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
Puff the Magic Dragon or Wicked Witch of the East depending on which side of the week we're on.

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
The voices in my head.

THE LAST THING YOU ATE
Was definitely not good for my tummy!

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Nothing you'd want on your walls, believe me!

HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW
It's clear and bright and sunny with nice nip in the air and a touch of....oh whatever! This is Mumbai for crap's sake. Could it be anything other than HOT AS HELL?!

LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Someone who for a brief moment reminded me that I get paid to be here...but then I quickly got over it and hung up!

FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Let's see... eyes, smile, cleft on the chin, hair on the head... Geez who am I kidding? If you're not as wicked as Robbie Williams you can keep on walking pal.

DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS MAIL?
Sometimes...really now, just some of the time, a really really tiny fraction of the time actually....

FAVORITE SPORTS?
Anything that has men in shorts who look like they belong in shorts....all the time!

HAIR COLOR?
When? After I succumbed to the fashion police and paid through my nose for someone to actually douse my hair in the most toxic chemicals or before?

WEAR CONTACTS?
I mean really... at least a question like "wear underwear?" I can understand.....

WEAR SPECS.?
...or even "wear clean underwear?"

FAVORITE HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR?
Anything that doesn't involve moving an inch or waking up early!

FAVORITE RELAXATION SPOT?
It's the first place I'm gonna run to after completing this torturous questionnaire...

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Hell no... but why would I ask someone out now? Now asking someone in....hmmmmm

SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter? What's that?

HUGS OR KISSES?
From whom? Mata Amritanandamayi or Robbie Williams?

RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
I mean seriously.... It's like asking "the Pope or Robbie Williams?"

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
How boring is that? Haven't you heard of Honeydew Melon with Burnt Ginger and White Chocolate and Blueberry and a twist of Lime? Go to Movenpick dude....

DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
Friends? What friends? Am I supposed to send this thing to friends? I mean would you really send this to your friends?

WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
The smart ass who wants to prove he/she is funnier than I am.

WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
The smart ass who wants to prove that he/she has better things to do than me.

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
Hmmmm.... let's just say that they're pretty flexible okay. Anytime an Italian football player wants to move in, I can get my mom to leave...

WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
If I had a book to read would I be answering mindless questionnaires?

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
How should I know? A bell for the cat maybe?

WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
You know what would be more interesting...."Whom did you do last night?" Think about all the possible answers to that question now ;)

FAVORITE SMELL?
Hmmm... Get me Robbie Williams in a bottle and I'll tell you...

CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?
What could anyone possibly achieve by knowing the answer to a question like that?

WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
Watching The Simpsons.

BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN?
Popcorn? No thank you. But if you tell me there's a tequila 'n lime flavour then you're talking!

FAVORITE FLOWERS
Anything I don't have to pay through my nose for one day and then fling into the bin the next day, or have the thought of someone else flinging them into the bin... In other words, anything that's FREE.

FAVORITE ANIMAL
Get me Robbie Williams on a chain and I'll tell you.... ;)

WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDATE?
Whaaat? You don't know? It's the one day you celebrate, whether I invite you to my party or not!

WHO SENT U THIS MAIL?
The man who didn't know any better!